UPDATED 4/3/2020 – Technology will save us as we will be doing a Zoombrary tomorrow night (Saturday, April 4th). While the current homework is in force, I am sure we will travel down many rabbit holes regarding the current world as we now know it.

UPDATED 3/16/2020 – This homework is POSTPONED as unforeseen circumstances [sabotage] disallowed a proper meeting of the minds for podcasting. We hope to be back for a Fribrary April 3 IFF the damn virus lets us.

The main assignment this week is to take one or more of the pilot ideas below and develop it out. If you have a substitute idea, by all means bring it instead.

• “Hobo Vacation”
• “Ninja Thanksgiving” (which I envision to be a sequel)
• “Infinite Knowledge” – a series of extremely awkward self-help and TED Talk-like instructional videos where the wrong message or incorrect lesson is taught

For extra credit write the opening to an Episode of Fribrary Wars using this link. Do yours before viewing my effort.

For extra, extra credit check out these links (also posted to IFF):

• We will NOT run out of resources.
• Archery 2.0.
• Alienating the Audience – The Tarkin Doctrine and Imperial Apologists
• Alienating the Audience – Let’s Argue About “The Rise of Skywalker”

Stories (Awkward and Otherwise):

• What does it feel like? How much does it weigh? Does it smell? Yes, it does. All of these things.
• I think I was almost kidnapped, but I’m not sure if I would have resisted. 
• Not one of my jams. >1B views?!? >33m subscribers?!?
• New questions in The Lightning Round. #52 was inspired by Eva’s answer for Conner.
• [late addition] Eva might make state in a sport she doesn’t even play.

Jams:

• We’ve all been there at one point or another.
• It’s just who we are.
• We can’t help but relate to this.
• ……… A late addition from Lucas.

If that damn virus hasn’t killed us all by then, see you Friday!