Heartfelt Sympathy for Those Who Still Have to Work in 2019
As I begin my annual month of holiday rest and recuperation, I think of those of you who work for an entire 12 months with heartfelt sympathy. I imagine you poor souls are each like Bob Cratchit hopin... Read More
Episode 42 – There Are Plenty of Ghosts in the Haunted House
Potential titles included: They’re not oohing over the hot one You don’t know about Baby Jessica?!? How woke are you You and me and pee go back a long way Wash your hands before you pee I h... Read More
Homework Due Wednesday, November 27, 2019
Happy Thanksbrary! It’s that time of year when we celebrate something or other with dead birds and such. Speaking of dead animals:–Koalas are functionally extinct–No, they aren’... Read More
Episode 41 – I Went To High School With Your Imaginary Wife
This AYA was nearly out of this world. Potential titles were: I regret that Kevin will do more talking in the future. NO! I’m not going to space! School is not a place for smart people. The way you ... Read More
Homework – Due Saturday, October 19, 2019
We will be on the patio this Saturday. The main assignment is to come prepared for a deep-diving AYA. Some sample questions are below, but surprise questions may be asked. Also, I will accept suggeste... Read More
Episode 40 – Miracles In Post
The leeches looked favorably upon us allowing a our editor to snatch sound from the jaws of silence. Potential other titles: The Other Cousin Cocktail shrimp roasting in the sun Home-cooked meth fire ... Read More
Homework Due Friday, September 27th, 2019
This Fribrary will be the unveiling of our madlibs story! No homework this week as we all finish our parts of the story, but here is some extra credit: Where were you? Bring ideas for the best sequels... Read More
Episode 39 – I Have Mud Shoes!
Alternative titles were: You’re half a star off. I’m done being judged . . . except on Tinder. I’m not an idiot. Judgmental, slightly overweight, introvert seeks 10 out of 10. If you... Read More